To put it simply, Aetheric is a company which sells a product called Aether.
To put it indecipherably, Aether is a polyester-based metamaterial which, using augmented orgone technology, accumulates particular frequencies of a faintly understood, biologically interactive energy. It’s built up to a level high enough for you to feel. All you have to do is hold it. No batteries, assembly or upkeep required.
Unlike other devices which operate through vanilla orgone technology alone, these are not at all wimpy. No, instead, I went for the other route and made them potent as hell.
You don’t have to push yourself to try and feel something. No pretending or straining of the imagination needed here. Have any of you tried an orgone device before, or any oddball item you were told totally emits “good vibes” and ended up disappointed?
Chin up. You’re gonna love this stuff.
If you already have a piece and wish to skip ahead, take a peek at my How To page.
SERIOUSLY! ORGONE? BIOENERGY?
SOUNDS FISHY AND PSEUDOSCIENCE-Y.
SO YOU’RE TRYING TO SELL US PLASTIC, HUH?
YOU THINK I’M AN IDIOT?
SCAMMERS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BURN.
A few years ago, I would be in this same angry mob I just invented. It’s a ludicrous proposition. If this was really a thing, how come no one’s heard of it? And if you have heard of it, it was probably from some sketchy friend who wears hemp everything, shaves nothing, and showers according to the phase of the moon. Not very encouraging.
First off, I’ll get you up to speed on the first known instance of the Western world delving into bio-energetic phenomenon: orgone. Wilhelm Reich (protege of Freud, the psychology dude with the cigar) is the one who coined the term. Did experiments, got results, healed people, was jailed by the FDA, died in prison. Be a good American, sit still and watch this Youtube vid to get caught up. The last two minutes have the video creator selling his own books on the subject, but everything else is a perfect primer for just what this “orgone” actually is and what it’s capable of.
(If you’re brave enough to tackle a large wall of text, tread carefully over here for a closer look at this man’s work, including a more thorough breakdown of his experiments)
You see it? Got it down? Good. Mind you, manifestation of biological energy has been a common practice for millennia. In India you’ll see kundalini and yoga. In China you have your Qigong and your Tai Chi, along with various energy-based martial art systems such as Baguazhang and Xing Yi Quan. These are practices most famous for dealing directly with one’s energy, though many forms of meditation incorporate it in one form or another. If you would like to see more, I’ve created an intro page on energetic practices hailing from cultures around the globe. Most of these systems are still in use to this day.
To sum up, there’s been a Western approach of manifesting biological energy within devices, and there’s been an Eastern (read: everywhere else) approach of manifesting biological energy within one’s own body.
Guess what I’ve done here? Both.
OH REALLY? BOTH? THAT’S SOOOO INTERESTING.
Yeah! I know! I’ll spill some more beans for you. Like I said in the beginning, “Aether” is a metamaterial based on orgone technology, though its real power derives from a unique manufacturing technique so great, so utterly shocking that I’m keeping it all to myself. The world simply isn’t ready for it yet. In lieu of transparency, I’ve come to a different way of handling this. Instead of trying to convince you WHY this works, I’ve decided you can all have samples of my technology for free. That’s right, for free. All you pay is a measly $5.95 for shipping.
If you already have Aether in your possession and you’ve followed the instructions, you’ll notice a pleasant tingling sensation as you hold it. Neat, huh? This is the Western implementation of energy at work. Alright, so you’re able to feel something emanating from this item, what’s the big deal?
That’s where the Eastern interpretation comes in.
Through focus, breath work and the correct know-how, you can direct this energy to do a number of tasks for you, as is done with Qigong, kundalini and other energy systems. If you’re knowledgeable and capable of these practices, simply add this external energy supply (like a little etheric battery) to your normal process, and see how much easier it is to achieve, hell, anything pertaining to
you know, the works.
If you’re not knowledgeable or capable of these practices, rest easy. You won’t have to dig up some badly translated literature and aimlessly wade around in ancient Oriental procedures, dutifully created to take years of diligence to master. Kung fu, after all, translates to “time spent at skillful work.” Time is the name of the game over there.
Through my experience, I feel it’s possible to get the full effect of these practices in a smaller, more accessible time frame. Why? You’re starting off with a technology dedicated to the very final aspiration of such a practice: to accumulate and manipulate energy. With this key ingredient available right from the start, accelerated learning and mastery is possible. I will soon provide an introductory regimen of my own, which I’ve named Aethretics, right here on this site. It’s designed to illuminate the full range of benefits Aetheric supplementation can have on our passions, careers and prosperity. I’ll keep you guys informed and updated on my own progress and findings so we can develop this further, together.
SARCASM, DUDE! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS “BIOLOGICAL ENERGY.”
IF THERE WAS, IT’D BE ON THE NEWS. DOCTORS WOULD MENTION IT.
I’D KNOW ABOUT IT, MOST DEFINITELY.
THERE ISN’T A SINGLE THING I DON’T KNOW.
You sound very sure of yourself! I’d hate to burst such a magnificent, well maintained bubble. Unfortunately, it’s my job. So it will have to go.
Thing is, energy manifestation has been around for thousands of years. I’ll admit, it’s a sad state of affairs, having been raised in a society that has zero knowledge on the subject. We like to think we’re the most advanced we’ve ever been as a species. All information available at our pudgy little fingertips. Electric cars, Xanax, free online porn. Twenty equally terrible news channels. Biggest military that’s ever existed on this planet (and with that, does being right even matter? Being right may have just been a pre-drone fad).
I’m sorry, but if you’re certain there’s no such thing as biological energy you’ve either been brainwashed or kept entirely in the dark. Pure and simple. I don’t mean to insult your intelligence, but there’s a long list of the myriad ways it is used on our planet, much to the user’s benefit. For example, Qigong and Tai Chi are ancient practices that are well known for their health benefits. The same goes for yoga. I could go on, for most every culture has an energetic equivalent somewhere in their history, but for now we’ll stick to the only two you’ve heard of.
You can tell yourself that energy plays no part in these statistically significant benefits, but that wouldn’t be true. Energy is the very heart of these practices. It is the primary focus, and the singular most important goal. Stripped down, Westernized Tai Chi and yoga may be all that you have personally come across, but you ought to know that you’ve only seen the surface. In the West, this is as deep as most of us can comfortably plunge. For that reason they are kept simple and superficial. This way they’re not confusing or seen as too esoteric for our materialistic sensibilities.
There’s a whole world out there getting a bigger slice of this energy cake than you are, comparative GDPs be damned.
I think we ought to involve ourselves, don’t you?
As for doctors never mentioning anything about energetic aspects of our health, just look at how they were taught. Say what you will about biological energy, but how existent would you say nutrition is? Fairly existent. We all believe in vitamins here, right? There’s no prescription to replace those just yet. Here’s the thing. Even for a subject as important to our health as nutrients, you’re left in the dark. Nutrition is an oft overlooked aspect of educating doctors within the U.S., with almost 75% of medical schools failing to offer even 25 hours on the subject. One would hope there would be more time for that in the eight year trip to physician-hood.
Our entire philosophy of health is to take care of your boo boos after the fact. Medicate it, smooth it over, numb it to oblivion, and numb the side effects of the numbing. Did something inside you break? Cut it out. Drugs and blades, snip snip, glug glug, rinse, repeat. Some doctors might say to cut back on salt. Go get exercise. Other than that, there’s not a whole lot that’s done to keep you healthy, yet there’s plenty done to ensure you stay a customer.
If that sounds enticing to you then by all means continue. If you’re open to additional options, try one that sports a healthy, risk-free mechanism for instant gratification. Who thought it was possible in this land of vices and double edged swords? I’m inviting you to take a walk on the wild side. This walk is free, mind you. It’s FREE. You have nothing to lose, and something potentially incredible to gain.
IT’S HARD TO BADMOUTH FREE.
MY BRAIN IS A FICKLE BEAST.
I’M ALREADY CERTAIN OF WHAT TO EXPECT,
AND I DON’T EXPECT TO CHANGE MY MIND.
Now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. If we’re to be true skeptics, then we must give notions that threaten our current cozy conceptual nook a chance to prove themselves. To condemn it before you know the first thing about it… that might make you a real b-word.
BIASED? ME? NO,
JUST VERY, VERY SURE, THANK YOU.
WHY SHOULD I MAKE AN EFFORT?
WHY EVEN TRY?
This is the fun part.
Meeting skepticism is an expected aspect of the job, though the real pleasure comes from singing my product’s praises.
Aether can do so much for you, so much that once you’ve given it a real chance, you can’t imagine life without it.
For starters, what’s the secret behind a great person?
How about a seemingly average person performing a grand feat out of nowhere?
Where does it come from? That sudden mustering of “more?”
Why is it that people can summon impossible strength when they’re in a pinch?
How are some, with a little practice, able to break bricks with only a slap of the palm?
As this man, John Chang, divulges, his only secret is “meditation everyday.” Nothing special or extraordinary about him, otherwise.
Now consider this. What if you had access to energy from the start?
What if you didn’t have to fumble with meditation for years just to feel a flicker?
What could you accomplish with a little Aetheric boost?
Here’s my take. I feel that our unexplainable greatness, normally only accessible in spurts, comes from an “energetic aspect” of ourselves. There’s a deeper mystery to be unraveled about us humans, and it goes further than 3D biology. Three quick examples: placebo effect, aforementioned “hysterical strength,” psychosomatic illness. What’s the deal? At the moment, modern Western science is drawing a blank.
Fortunate for us, I’m slowly making headway.
It appears Aether functions as a “catalytic bridge,” in that it supplies instant, on-demand access to that mysterious energetic quality.
What drives great speeches? What quality makes a performance memorable? How does one quantify that spark, the one that makes heads turn when you speak? Why do some people have us hooked so easily?
As seen in my three quick examples, this aspect can go in both directions. It can help, or hinder.
Aether is not just a shot at capturing greatness, or at harnessing that mysterious spark. It’s also an opportunity to heal. Aether can be therapeutic, and it’s for that reason that I created all of this in the first place. It’s become so much more, but I shan’t forget my roots. If you’re curious about how this technology can assist you physically, emotionally and spiritually, check the page.
In a nutshell, your deepest, darkest, most chronic wounds that no item, practice or individual seems able to address? If we do have an energetic aspect, and no known “3D” treatment seems to make much progress, then it’s possible the issue lies there. If it does, you’ll need an energetic tool.
To sum all this up into a catchphrase, Aether has the potential to show you startling heights and level out your lowest lows. Buy now!
I feel that’s worth putting a little effort into this. Don’t you, manufactured dissent?
FINE, WHATEVER, I’M INTRIGUED, LET’S NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.
I’LL GET SOME.
BUT IT WOULD JUST BE TO PROVE YOU WRONG.
That’s fine with me. I want you to try it. Even if your motivations are seedy.
Just remember, Aether is a tool, and a tool can only be as useful as its user will allow. If you want the tool to fail, then you just might succeed.
For everyone who is genuinely curious, and is willing to give my technology an honest chance… welcome.
We’re going to have ourselves a good time.