FREE, SO FREE
I’ll spit it out: everyone gets a free sample. I want you all to try this stuff. It’s too exciting to keep to myself. So much so, I’ll foot the bill for it. You can get your free sample and get lost, never to return. No strings.
Everyone in the US need only pay $5.95 for shipping. International customers, email me.
If you decide you want one, you can read more on the Shop Preamble.
There’s not a whole lot else to say. If you want a free Aether device, I’ll happily give you one.