FREE, SO FREE
I’ll spit it out: everyone gets a free sample. I want you all to try this stuff. It’s too exciting to keep to myself. There are three exciting options you can choose from. You can get your free sample and get lost, never to return. No strings.
Everyone in the US need only pay $5.95 for shipping. International customers, email me.
If you decide you want one, you can read more in the Shop Preamble.
What’s more, you can select the free samples with every order you make. I’ll be sure to give you something new each time. There are dozens of Variants available, only a few of which I’ve published.
There’s not a whole lot else to say. If you want a free Aether device, I’ll happily give you one.