ARMAMENT: the Lance

Meet the Lance.

I know, I know. It’s technically a kunai, but when you hold one you’ll know.

It just feels like a lance.

I’m happy to introduce a new device to the world that will serve those looking for some serious spiritual self defense.

Despite its seven inch length you will find a tremendous power filling your arm upon holding it. Like most Aether it has a presence that defies its compact size. Fits well in a pocket or purse, and its narrow profile ensures you can stash it comfortably. Makes for a great keychain as well.

Slender yet sturdy, this design incorporates both sides of the geometric spectrum. One end is a well defined edge that (energetically) penetrates whatever you intend it to. This is a virtuous spiritual weapon, and as such it does not require physical contact to perform its duties. Deflate creepy vibes, banish spirits, decimate demons and wither naughty witches — all you have to do is mentally link the Lance to whatever’s bothering you. It’s that simple.

Not everyone needs a spiritual weapon. But some of us attract more negative attention than others, be it physical or non-physical. It can be so soothing to know you have a dependable tool you can count on.

The Lance, by Aetheric. Add one to your arsenal today.

Curious what the different Variants do? You’ll find more information on the Variants page.

Delivery and returns info can be found here.