ARMAMENT: the Lance

Meet the Lance.

I know, I know. It’s technically a kunai, but when you hold one you’ll know . . .

It just feels like a lance.

I’m happy to introduce a new device to the world that will serve those looking for some serious spiritual self defense.

Despite its seven inch length you will find a tremendous power filling your arm upon holding it. Like most Aether it has a presence that defies its compact size. Fits well in a pocket or purse, and its narrow profile ensures you can stash it comfortably. Makes for a great keychain as well!

Slender yet sturdy, this design incorporates both sides of the geometric spectrum. One end is a well defined edge that (energetically) penetrates whatever you intend it to. This is a virtuous spiritual weapon, and as such it does not require physical contact to perform its duties. Deflate creepy vibes, banish spirits, decimate demons and wither naughty witches — all you have to do is mentally link the Lance to whatever’s bothering you. It’s that simple.

Not everyone needs a spiritual weapon. But some of us attract more negative attention than others, be it physical or non-physical. It can be so soothing to know you have a dependable tool you can count on.

The Lance, by Aetheric. Add one to your arsenal today.