the Fun Part

Everybody Loves Lists. Here’s a List.

Get a glimpse into the fun little perks of being an Aether owner.

Experience a Sensation You’ve Never had Before, on Demand

You can do it with drugs, sexual shenanigans, cool new energy drinks that’ll kill you if you drink more than one a day. There’s a million little ways we seek out unique pleasures and sensations, though the annoying part is that for most, there’s always repercussions to be had.

Energy drinks leave you zombified, as do drugs. Sex is all fine and good, but it has its time and place, and can be a finicky beast. To have a portable source of pleasure and peace with no side effects or drawbacks… now, wouldn’t that be the life?

Defeat Boredom with Sensation

Smokers who quit have no idea what to do with their hands. Those socially awkward folk who whip out their phone to pass time whilst in company of other humans; they’re lost without their devices. Those chronically couch-locked lumps with remotes cemented in hand: you miss your remote, don’t you?

As an alternative, why not fill your grubby palm with Aether instead? It’s invigorating, eye opening, refreshing and inwardly revealing. Those who are introverted, you might have better ease unfurling your wings. You’ll breathe easier. Brush off the shakes or the tension or whatever particular poison you have plaguing you.

Beyond all that, at the most basic of levels, it’ll make your hand tingle. Tingly hands. Weird, huh? Cool, right? Who could be bored when their hands are all tingly?

Make Your Workouts Less of a Hell

You ever work out? No? Lucky dog…

You have? Sucks, right?

That moment when you’re sitting down catching your breath. Hypnotizing and psyching yourself up, getting hyped to tear your muscle fibers just a little further, or make your lungs nice and raw, it’s all an artful and expertly done exercise in delusion. It’s great.

To make all this a higher quality experience, hold on to some Aether while you’re taking a breather. It is, after all, a condensed energetic booster. The more acclimated and skilled with energy circulation you are, the more refreshed you’ll be by interacting with it. If you feel you’re not, don’t worry. You can learn.

Quit relying on pure pretend to get through your workouts, and involve a little actual energy in your recuperation. It’s the only sensible thing to do. Plus it makes the worst parts of a workout a little more bearable. Maybe even enjoyable.

Makes for a Not Horrible Gift

In the end, is this not all we’re aiming for? As alluded to on the front page, what you’re really giving your friend/spouse/grandma here is an entirely new aspect of their lives to explore. Think of Aether as a shiny new extradimensional flashlight.

You’re never too young or too old or too dead inside to enjoy a little wonder every now and then. Gift cards are fairly wondrous, but once in a while you really ought to knock it up a notch.

Apply Interior Design to your Innards

Show of hands, who doesn’t just love decorating? Wall art, rugs, plants, bookshelves full of prestigious books you haven’t read, it’s all so great and glorifying.

Now, what if these trimmings were more than simply a pretty veneer? What if it did a little more than match your drapes?

Feng shui had the idea ages ago. By utilizing elements in your house and surrounding environment, you could balance the “Qi” in your living space, and notice an increase in well-being and prosperity. While I cannot comment on its effectiveness, I can relate to the approach.

Placing Aether in your room, and spreading them as you see (and feel) is fit will have a definite, positive outcome on your mood. All it does is pump out etheric energy of a positive nature. That’s its sole purpose. Select a few pieces, place them accordingly, and revel in the revelation: you can decorate in a fashion your neighbors could never hope to. The war is over.

You have access to the innards of every individual who enters your abode. Within these walls your guests will feel safe, comforted, invigorated, lighter and freer than any other house they’ve known. Whether the Aether is visible or not, the effect is the same.

Get in on it, before your neighbors do.

Make Water Taste Damn Fine

As Dr. Brule stipulates, there are numerous ways we can spice up our beverages.

Water seems to be the limiting factor here. Is there any way we can make pure water a little more impressive? You can filter it, you can add a few minerals, and these indeed have an effect. However, if you want a real treat, simply place some water on top of an Aether device.

Ongoing research shows that water and etheric energy have an affinity for each other. Water appears to attract and accumulate energy, which might explain why you feel a unique calm and joy when near large bodies of water.

Give it a try, then give it a taste. So far, all those who have demoed this effect report that their water tastes “more smooth,” more “alive.” Use it for basic thirst quenching, and then try it for your cooking, your plants, anything you’d like.

Most any Aether product will give this effect, though I do have one formulation that does this best of all. I do not offer this Variant as a default choice, so if you would like to demo this Water Charging Variant, feel free to contact me and I’ll send some your way.

Makes Meditation Minimally Mundane

Isn’t meditating just, like, totally boring? You sit there and sit there, begging for the end. Floating there for what feels like a life sentence, and when you break that razor-like focus you’re surely wielding, you check your clock and see that 11 minutes have passed.

SO. MUCH. FUN.

Granted, you will reap benefits with continued practice, day after day, month after month…

But…

Don’t you wish it was just a little more interesting?

Involve energy. Qigong and pranayama are but two of many methodologies that involve the usual focus and breath work, yet also include energy as a basic tenet. Rather than sit and simply empty your mind, why not circulate and accumulate energy at the same time? If you want a big stash right from the start, hold on to some Aether.

Make Therapy Less of a Bore

Is there anyone in your life that would consider therapy “thrilling”? Delving into a painful past, again and again, spilling it to a therapist who attempts to talk away your boo boos. Given years of repetition, who knows, you might even notice a change for the better.

As ongoing research is showing, there appears to be an energetic component to our moods and well-being. Once it “crystallizes”, it’s hard to escape via forcing happy thoughts, or turning a blind eye. Consider it a knot that can only be undone with the right tool.

Traditional therapy has this happen mostly by accident, and it can take quite a while to achieve. What has been described as “catharsis,” and the euphoria that comes with it, is essentially an energetic knot finally being undone. Why not involve energy from the get go? Aether delivers a thoroughly positive energetic output, which has a two-pronged approach to a better time dealing with all this:

1) With something consistently soothing from the start, you’ll be more comfortable digging into painful memories and sharing them with another

2) Once you actually encounter the “knot” or issue you have difficulty letting go of, you will find that Aether will make this task easier to accomplish (for if this knot is truly crystallized emotional energy, you’ll want an effective energetic tool)

Couldn’t hurt to add it in to the mix. If we’re lucky, it might save you a couple months of counseling.

Make the Annoying Less of an Issue

Now we’ll delve into the sort of perks you wouldn’t dare even dream about. We start with the painfully annoying crowd you might be forced to encounter. You know the sort. They could be customers, co-workers or just an unfortunate offhand encounter.

If you take Aether to a far enough extent, your awareness and sensitivity to etheric energy will develop. Distinction will become further refined and you’ll be able to perceive differences between all manners of energy systems. A good example would be other humans. Think of it as another aspect to throw into cold reading, or the reading into a person’s character by simply looking at them. Posture and body language reveal much, but energy goes even deeper. Additionally, it’s harder to fake. Good acting won’t help anyone here.

Our research has illuminated an interesting characteristic of the painfully annoying: in the most extreme cases, an unpleasant energy accompanies them. Think of it as a psychic stench. The sort that makes your heart clench up and your breath shallow. Some are simply too noxious to allow you any sort of peace.

As your perception improves, you’ll be able to spot them quicker and further away, often before they have a chance to open their mouth. Giving you just enough time to brace yourself and expect the worst. A little warning goes a long way.

There are, of course, additional things one can do to deal with these creeps, beyond simply being aware of their impending presence.

In fact, you could very well end up like me, endlessly on the prowl for this very sort. Now I feel they’re a real joy to run into. A sport. To see how I handle people now who, a short time ago, once rattled and exhausted me. The dirtbags, the sneaky devils, the liars and the generally unbearable. What a game changer this has all been.

We’ll get into all of that at a different time.

…and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

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