GEOMETRIC: the Sphere

BASTION price: $15

The Sphere was designed to answer a question: how do I offer the biggest, yet most comfortable Aether device to the public? Something that’s far heftier than my free samples, but also something I wouldn’t mind holding for a while.

Naturally, “a cool little sphere” was one of the first ideas that popped into my head.

Since I admire practicality in a product, this is not a perfect sphere. Check the dimensions: 1.8 x 1.8 x 1.5 inches. The very bottom is flat, so you’re able to rest it on a flat surface without it running off on you. This also makes it easier to hold in your hand.

BONUS:

The Sphere is home to a unique Variant that is only possible with this particular shape, which I’ve named the “Slippery” Variant. Since it’s incredible and you all deserve to have it, it will be included with the stock Variants. Best for those with social anxiety, oppressive work environments, etc.

Utilizing the powerful spiritual effects of freshly ground Epo Obo bark and fine brass powder, these Slippery Spheres are programmed with Aetheric technology to reflect black magic, negative intentions and toxic energy back to sender. A perfect choice for those who feel they are under spiritual, occult or psychic attack.

The sphere geometry is a well suited geometry for taking in negativity and spinning it back to where it came from. If you’re looking for effective self-defense in a travel friendly shape, consider the Sphere.

Epo Obo is a renowned plant for its unique positively spiritual capacities, famous in Africa and Brazil for its “anti black magic” properties. It is the vital ingredient needed to carry this program to fruition, and one you won’t find in other places offering similar devices.

If you love Epo Obo bark powder and its effects, but desire it in a strong and comfortable handheld item, this is what you’re looking for. It never needs cleansing or recharging, so you will receive infinite use from it.

Another excellent Variant, unique to both the Sphere and the Ring, is the “Deep Heal” Variant. The Ring does it a little better, but it is an excellent choice for the Sphere as well. If you have deep seated physical or emotional damage to overcome, Deep Heal may be the Variant for you.